Tag: Chiang Mai
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The Local Life: Chiang Mai
Wandering around Chiang Mai reunites me with kawaii-cuteness, sparks a chocolate tasting, and leads me to reminisce about my dancing queen days…I mean, nights. These little piggies went to Moshi Moshi. Wall of stuffed piglets in Moshi Moshi. They are adorably clad in onesies topped with cow-horns and bear-ears because, why not? Pablo’s heaven Seeing
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Pfizer Christmas: Getting My Covid-19 Booster in Chiang Mai
Look what I found under the Christmas tree! Let’s get that free booster shot I had recently arrived back into Chiang Mai after terminating my employment and moving out of my toxic-swamp-diarrhea-stank-apartment in Khon Kaen. While getting caught up with local news, scrolling through the expats-of-Chiang-Mai Facebook group, my eyes fell on a post about
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How to Legalize a TEFL Certificate in Chiang Mai
Legalize it, don’t criticize it (thank you Jimmy Cliff) I completed my TEFL program two years ago at school in Chiang Mai. At the end of the course, each future-EFL-teacher received an official certificate of completion. Since my school is a Ministry of Education affiliated school in Chiang Mai, I am eligible to legalize my
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America’s Last Nerve
How I survived Covid-19 Not by flying back to the US, per the urging of the US Embassy in Bangkok. Not by following a myriad of strange “Covid-19 cures”, such as: Priests in the Philippines spritzing holy water and alcohol on people. Buddhist monks in Myanmar advising people to eat limes with three palm seeds.
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The True Vow
This stand set up in front of 7-11 says: “Screening point Cold Temperature” Then the paper below instructs: “Gel alcohol Wash your hands” Literally, that’s the advice from 7-11: To inquire within yourself whether you have a cold or temperature, and whether you do or not, Come on in! Just wash your hands with gel first. They
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Choking in Chiang Mai, Covid-19, Pig’s Head and Liquor
Time to bring out the big guns With infections of Covid-19 rising on a daily basis, the Thai government strongly advised people to stay at home. Like many other countries, non-essential businesses have closed. People are panicking—buying toilet paper and praying—or… Offering an entire pig’s head and a bottle of liquor at the local spirit
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Pick Your Poison
Q: Do you want Covid-19 (Corona Virus), or the worst air pollution in the world? A: Uh, yes please Ahh, burning season in Chiang Mai again. Aside from stinging eyes, chronic sore throat, and choking down toxic air, there’s the global pandemic going on—Covid-19. So how has life been impacted? Washing Eggs I buy my
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Going Incognito
Trying to go incognito. The day after New Year’s, I entered a neighborhood pharmacy. Since I live in a Thai neighborhood far away from the tourist sector, the chances that the staff spoke English were low-to-zero. Therefore, I had already programmed my phone to translate my issue into Thai. Although I am studying Thai, I’m
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Signs of Love
The Crêpe Station Brigade Somtum Lady cradled the jumbo plastic bowl at her station. Due to a slow somtum business day, Crêpe lady had bestowed her with whisking duties, which is why Somtum lady grasped the large bowl of crêpe batter at her station. Her whisking motion is exactly the same as her making somtum
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Buddha of the Food Court
They actually changed the music—muzak—at the food court. Lately they’ve been looping a country-sounding Thai-crooner. Change her lyrics to English and she could stand in for fill-in-the-blank-female-country-singer. Sorry—that is obviously not my forté. The female Thai teachers of one of the Thai language schools continue to squish tables together. I notice a different white male